i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I woke up with a bloody knee, 6 burn marks on my thigh and glitter nails If anyone asks I'm going to say You came into town
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
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