Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
Im too awkward for one night stands. I need to hire someone to come clear them out of my bed before I wake up.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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