got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
There was already gay porn open on my laptop with a tiny carrot cake, a bottle of water, and a note saying "I love you, Sober Me."
Drunk me just hits it and quits it.
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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