Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
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