nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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