Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I told her I had to go to work this morning, got fully dressed in a suit, walked her out, drove around the block, parked, and walked right back in my apt and went back to sleep..
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
You had to dry your pants with the hand dryer in the bathroom because you "forgot to take it out."
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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