My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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