i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
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