doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
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