I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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