No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
Nothing kills the mood quicker than kneeing him in the face during sex
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
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