i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
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