so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
I'm eating lunch next to a table of beautiful culturally-diverse women chattering away happily. It's like sitting next to a Yaz commercial.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
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