Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
Just drug him and when he wakes up be like "you just woke up from a coma, we've been married for the past five years." It'll be like the Vow but fucked up.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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