windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I just tried to put my feet in my slippers and found cans of beer in them. Christmas in fucking july.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
I put a zucchini in my pussy for you
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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