Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
You gave your boss a bj to get the safe employee of the month award?
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
You were yelling at a tree saying it should be in the forest..
Don't judge me.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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