rhymes with "ouble enetration"
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
So what we learned was that it doesn't matter how skinny the stripper is, if she sits on your knee with a torn acl for two hours it's going to swell up
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