She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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