I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I will be naked everywhere
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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