I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
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