she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
How do you jack off and text at the same time?
On my iPhone they have an app for that
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
God, you're like boner-b-gone
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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