I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
And if I could both stabilize myself *and* pick things up with my penis... Well, I wouldn't be on the fire dept...
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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