He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
I told her I wanted to go swimming and she responded with jello shots, taking off her clothes, and jumping into the pool...I think I'm in love
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