peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
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