Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Last night I broke through a door, was hospitialized, arrested, and threw my shoe at a bouncer. This summer is gonna be fuckin sick.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Having vodka and cokes for lunch at work today because absolutely ZERO fucks are being given.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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