At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
as veruca salt said, "i want it now!"
uhh im not your indulgent father, stoned and im in the middle of making tacos. right now, tacos win
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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