She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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