I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
At least I remembered to wear a bra. I feel like that's a big accomplishment right now
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
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