So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
My birth control alarm just woke me up from my dream where I was pregnant. Thank god.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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