Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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