Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
That's ok. I found a crab leg in my bed and have no pants on.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
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