i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
I have 2 bottles of wine, a sharpie, and a panda mask and don't have to wake up early. Can u do the math on this?
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