This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
I just fucked a rockette. This would have been amazing a week ago.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
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