He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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