Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
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