But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
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