he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
The struggles of a small town man whore
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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