Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
She tags her boyfriend in all of her pictures on her heart...
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
All I remember is a very aggressive two-stepper who inadvertently made me give myself a black eye with my own beer
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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