Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
there was a trapeze. enough said
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Why would you call when you knew I'd be having sex!?
Why would you answer?
Randomize
