I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
17 year olds will be the death of me.
Attempting to teach the cat how to shake. I need a job.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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