i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
That kid who fell through your coffee table is here. In a toga.
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I dunno, there's just something so\ncomforting about having his penis in my mouth.
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Fuck it. I'm going for it. You're only young once, right?
You've been saying that for 5 years now. Let me know when the novelty wears off.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
Randomize
