I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Slut skills are useful in every country.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
I just woke up hand cuffed to the bar and shirtless, so yeah I think I need you to come get me.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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