it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
The site I use to study flash cards keeps showing ads for truck companies hiring drivers. It's like the site is saying "hey, we all know there's no hope for you, just give up and Become a truck driver."
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I can't control his boners. I can only encourage them.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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