i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
Just picked up an ounce of keif and if it goes to waste before the world ends I'm gonna haunt the shit out of somebody when we all die.
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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