I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I want you to get your positive energy all over me. I want to to look like something from Ghostbusters.
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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