guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
He sent me $300 worth of sex toys. My clitoris went into hiding after two days.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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