what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Went to the doctors. She saw my " I love beer" tattoo. All she said was " My drunken tat is of just one word. "Cornnuts.". Then said Mexico was "awesome." And sent me on my way. Yeah. She's my favorite doctor.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
No, pictures of your dick will not make me feel better about my grandmother having a brain tumor.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
We put your drunk ass to bed. 10 minutes later we heard you scream "DICK-PUNCH!!!" It was immediately followed by a shriek of pain and crying. So to answer your question; no, that's not "sex soreness".
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
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