I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Nothing is working I'm going to die alone and on hold with a State Farm representative
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
