i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I've been living off of popsicles and broth.
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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