U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
I'm like connect-the-dots of drunk. Whiskey, bourbon, vodka, rum, gin. The hidden picture is me faceplanting.
There's a girl at 7-11 apologizing for her behavior and asking if she can get her shoes back.
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
I'm not winning any crowns in the Miss Emotionally Stable pageant either...
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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