ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I'm bleeding from my lower lip, and I have bruises around my neck. It was just easier to say I got mugged.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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